May 29

Don’t forget.

May 7

Not for nothin, but Christina Hendricks…

I have no idea how old “drinkyourjuice” is, but if the kids are talking like this these days, I LOVE IT! Sag Master Flex. Nice. (I don’t condone her hate-reality on Christina Hendricks but this is a well turned phrase).

drinkyourjuice:

is gonna be Sag Master Flex in about ten years. I don’t even want to think about what would happen after she has a child.

Ugh.

Christ.

To her shins, at least.

Kalron is a babysitter now.

Apr 14

(via eyeonspringfield)

300

Apr 13

STILL A THING

Apr 5

LOL BUS spotted yesterday on the way back from Chicago.

Apr 2

My second favorite piece of flash fiction.

I walked cleverly to the ends of the earth and met a man who said something unusual to me. He said, It could be a work of genius or just the usual idiocy shod in expensive shoes. Shod? I repeated, as if that were the strangest thing he said.

Mar 30